Meet the Fungus
Meet Fungus: creative muse, destroyer of crane flies, producer of eye-watering gas. And my best buddy and most favorite dog.
This is one of my favorite sketches of him as a puppy, drawn shortly after he emerged from inside a bag of dog food. How he wormed his way into it I still don’t know, but he had a hard time getting out. He lay on the floor for hours, bloated, burping and farting and happy as… a dog in a bag of dog food, I guess.
Which contributes some important scientific data to the question– if they could, would dogs keep eating until they popped? I guess the conclusion to draw is: no. Well, maybe. Maybe.
Needless to say, he’s never gotten a chance to enter the forbidden dog food pleasure palace again.